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Aug 01
Aug 01

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

Aug 01

First thing my nana did when I got here was say “SKIN AND BONES! Madonna Mia, why don’t you eat??”

distinctmemory:

She then proceeded to make me eat a huge salad, a bowl of pasta, and cookies.

I’m still in a food coma.

Aug 01

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

Aug 01
Aug 01

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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Aug 01
quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE
Aug 01
Aug 01

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

Aug 01
quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE